NSFW Tumblr : because i never had to because

search because i never had to because on PinDuck or ClipFuck or XXX search

more

tags

pin porn

submit your pics

From anon: I’d like to thank you because without this blog I would never have been able to get off correctly… Every time I would try to get off I’d feel like I had to pee and I’d stop and try and go to the bathroom, but I never

Shandy calls this outfit her “Laundromat Suit”. Since she started wearing it to do her laundry during her third week at college (because everything else she owned was being washed), she’s never had to put a single coin in any of the

You’ll always wonder if it was your fault, if your female boss fully owns your wife’s pussy now because you had never fucked her properly, because she fucks her and dominates her like you have never done, like she loves to be fucked and

theicarustheory: So a bunch of us did a Secret Santa Art thing in Homestuck PH and I made this! Merry Christmas Lincham! Hope you like your DirkJake! BONUS: BECAUSE THESE DORKS HAD NEVER EXPERIENCE SNOW BEFORE AND JAKE IS KINDA LIKE WOW DIRK ITS KINDA

boneralmighty: My girlfriend and I always had sex, but she never wanted to “blow me”. That was funny, because my Mom was always begging me to allow her to blow me because my father never wanted blow jobs (for some weird-ass reason). I always turned

pokemonmasterkimba: IDEFK… I just liked Mako’s wink at Tahno this episode. LOL ALSO, I’m putting my name on these now because people keep taking them without credit. :< I’ve never had that happen before, but now I know why people watermark

calellon:if you’ve never had sex my personal advice to you is to never have any either because the moment you do you won’t be able to think about anything else anymore and it will ruin you Maybe the lesser evil

Wow I just got blocked and had a post made about me because i told someone who was into cannibalism that i don’t feel comfortable with following them anymore! (I didn’t know they were into that at first lol) So apparently I’m in the wrong for saying

Had to scrub my brain and my browser history because some egotistical jock posted an erect dick selfie and purposely mistagged it

Your wife had left a message for you at work.You had gotten it late because your secretary did not return from lunch.Your wife asked you to meet her at an address you had never been to before.You arrived to what seemed an empty studio. Then you heard

thedemonica: i love when people want to play “never have i ever” because i destroy at that game. i’ve never had sex, i’ve never kissed anyone, i’ve never had a boyfriend, i’ve never been on a date. i just sit back and laugh my ass off as

filmaticbby: “That night I came across that girl again. I know we will never become friends or soulmates, because we have had so many encounters and we never connect. Maybe it had something to do with the weather, but that night… she gave me a warm

eva4art: eh? EH? because I have no self control and had to force myself to give up on coloring this properly like halfway through.

squishycalum: im so curious now. reblog and put in the tags whether u bring the bra clasp to ur front and clip it there then twist it or if u straight up clip it around the back

liein: Excuse me, but are you aware of how cute the ending theme to Cartoon Network’s Clarence is? Like, almost all of Cartoon Network’s shows have really lovely ending themes. They’re all nice, soft songs with some calming visuals backing

When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging

Oh, also, I had a dream where the sneak peek of “Garnet’s Universe” was released and I didn’t watch it because I never get to do anything interesting in my dreams. But it was up on the CN site along side the placeholder thumbnail

Toys r us has an 18" Pikachu plush and I really want to buy one because I never had one and wanted one as a kid. I don’t have the money right now though :(

thecamreel:Cameron chuckled as Anna nudged her elbow in his side, shaking his head at her question. He never had any problems telling her about his love life; he genuinely had no idea that it upset her because she never showed that. “To be honest, I’ve

I just remembered, before we had to give up D&D because we all got proper adult jobs, I had an idea for a campaign: Lagomorphic eco-terrorists, called Cuniculae, because rabbits are never the bad guys!

I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss, or a valentine kiss.

psiioniic-miracles: lost-and-maybe-found: alt-j: nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes you sound boring. You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point where people in middle

humansofnewyork:“I’ve sold fish in the market for the last thirty years, because I never had the chance to go to university. Recently my daughter graduated from Makerere, which is one of the best schools in the country. When I walked through the

faerypotter: Sometimes I read a book or a story and I get really sad because that will never be my life. Other times I’m really glad I’ve never had to rebuild my village after a dragon attack.

I’ve never seen anything and questioned my sanity over it. Like, I’ve never seen something and had to think whether it was real or not. That’s so terrifying to me but I’m scared to go back upstairs because what if it WAS real?

unfollowback2006: I hate when white people say that “the gov’t is trying to start a race war” newsflash paste babies, this country has always been in a “race war” since it’s inception and you’ve never had to notice because you’re on the

fatthefuckup: I never had a problem with being fat until people had a problem with it. So don’t tell me losing weight will make me feel better because you’re the reason I ever felt bad to begin with.

demelzahcarne: I never had this Hollywood dream because I know they don’t need French actors. Sometimes they need the French guy smoking, I guess, but there’s no French community in America. You represent no one except French tourists.

demelzahcarne: I never had this Hollywood dream because I know they don’t need French actors. Sometimes they need the French guy smoking, I guess, but there’s no French community in America. You represent no one except French tourists.

demelzahcarne: I never had this Hollywood dream because I know they don’t need French actors. Sometimes they need the French guy smoking, I guess, but there’s no French community in America. You represent no one except French tourists.

demelzahcarne: I never had this Hollywood dream because I know they don’t need French actors. Sometimes they need the French guy smoking, I guess, but there’s no French community in America. You represent no one except French tourists.

demelzahcarne: I never had this Hollywood dream because I know they don’t need French actors. Sometimes they need the French guy smoking, I guess, but there’s no French community in America. You represent no one except French tourists.

dostevsky: “We do lose what we never had. Because we imagine.” — Beckian Fritz Goldberg, “Eros in His Stripped Shirt”, in Poetry from Sojourner: A Feminist Anthology

yidan: “We do lose what we never had. Because we imagine.” — Beckian Fritz Goldberg, “Eros in His Stripped Shirt”, in Poetry from Sojourner: A Feminist Anthology

ericscissorhands: “Leaving the theater, my girls felt as empowered as their brother usually does after seeing one of the many blockbusters built for him. They never commented on how pretty Rey is. They never had to flinch because Rey was a sexual

I moved here to start something, to build a new life. You don’t know me… Not really. You don’t know where I’ve been or what I’ve had to overcome, because you have never had to. You’ve never lost the love of your life.

basta-de-silencio: I moved here to start something, to build a new life. You don’t know me… Not really. You don’t know where I’ve been or what I’ve had to overcome, because you have never had to. You’ve never lost the love of your life. You

sebstns: “so if i didn’t understand that i was being asked to be best man, it is because i never expected to be anybody’s best friend. and certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being i have ever had the good

malekjad: satansnewbff: sexandtheastrology: I’ve never had to ask a Scorpio what their sign is because they always tell you and remind you they’re a Scorpio. @malekjad Is this shade

I don’t tell people what’s going with me because I know no one cares. I don’t easily open up to someone because I’ve never had anyone to talk to. I keep to myself because that’s all I know how to do.

blackwomenconfessions: C: Hi i’m a 17 year old girl and i’ve never had a boyfriend before and i’ve never liked someone before. i do know the reason as to why i’ve never had a boyfriend… it is because i’m ugly I have a big nose with bags under

ericscissorhands: “Leaving the theater, my girls felt as empowered as their brother usually does after seeing one of the many blockbusters built for him. They never commented on how pretty Rey is. They never had to flinch because Rey was a sexual

ceecee1989: Ever since we were kids, I never had to worry about coming home unsatisfied from a date … because I knew my brother would be there for me, ready to give me all the cock my teenaged cunt could handle …

No one understands but I always get super emotional when it comes to Elvis because I love him in a way that I can never explain . He literally is everything to me, he changed my life, shaped me as a person, he taught me so much and I feel like he was

chubby-bunnny replied to your post: Did you dye your hair or is it a wig? I had to do the same because my dad kept putting me down because I had purple hair. I hate having a natural hair color. ): I have never dyed my hair pink or purple or any

sometimes I dont deserve darfin, im sad because finally he had a weekend off and it was supposed to be nice so we were gonna go on the date that ive been waiting for but now my stupid work that never schedules me put me on all weekend + monday (his only

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh: That’s because the 30 times that you’ve been to Israel you visited as a privileged person and never had to experience the apartheid yourself. It’s because you went to Israel and not one of the most densely populated regions

lustlylauren: I had to, because I had never seen so much cum in my life lol.

pukind: princessharumi: IT HAS ARRIVED <333 ive never gotten a hs calendar before but since my friends were in this one i just had to, i also got the 2014 one because why not, it was on sale LOL YOU DID THE THING! YOU MADE THE PURCHASE! :D HOW

> plans a thing im gonna draw> later sees that someone had a similar idea that they drew already> says to self : “this is no problem because i’m going to draw it better”

ceecee1989: Ever since we were kids, I never had to worry about coming home unsatisfied from a date … because I knew my brother would be there for me, ready to give me all the cock my teenaged cunt could handle …

the-strong-silent-typist: flawlesstrueperfection: if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down Yeah, I’ll bet it’s great when nobody has ever

dominian-dracologist: innistrad’s dragons may be rare, but never underestimate their power. Sinister balefires can destroy whole armies, serene moonveils can empower allies, fierce archwings, if they survive combat, fly away only to return to the

daringtobeme:iwantafacialplz:❤It’s rare that I’ll post a picture of a cock unless I’m replying to a captions. But I had to post this. Partly because Rose instructed never to but also because I sooooo wanted to. But not just because of the video.

snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP YOU WIN I DID THIS ONCE EXCEPT IT WAS ME TELLING HOW MUCH I LOVED ONE OF THE SENPAIS AND GOD BLESS HER KIND HEART SHE DIDNT POST IT BUT I CAN NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN BECAUSE I AM SO

thottyanneconway:Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or

The Prince’s Capture: Part 12Bowser was flustered by the sudden exposure of his body. He knew of his lack of physical training kept his body soft, but he had never had to face ridicule because of it.“Takahiko!” the admiral called out.

froggysoup: sorry venti but im getting my ass handed to me and you’re the only disposable one in the party

I never thought I’d be so overly against a wlw ship because of its shippers but bees really went and Did That lmao

superiorblackdommes: “Let’s see what this white asshole wrote to ME.. he would like ME to penetrate him because he never had IT before; but please honor my safe word……..yeah sure I will..This puking baldy will be unconscious before I pass

1 2 »